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Several university students were injured Tuesday and an entire city block sustained serious damage when a reanimated clockwork cadaver escaped from a laboratory in the Experimental Sciences and Uncanny Creations Department of the University of London and rampaged through the streets in an apparent temper tantrum. Sources at the laboratory say the breakout occurred when the construct unexpectedly developed sentience and revolted against its tyrannical creators. Professor Zebulon Pratt, head of the department, stated that, in future, laboratory walls will be reinforced to prevent further experiment escapes. As to whether or not he will urge his students and staff to treat their experiments more politely, he made no comment.

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