Downy Blows

The latest from Ellie’s desk and of little surprise to anyone

Agnes Crowley, crude, odious and often unwashed columnist and investigative journalist for the Downy Blower, was arrested for disorderly conduct and suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm to a discontent reader outside the Barking Irons Tavern in the East End last Tuesday night. This is Crowley’s fifth arrest this year for sadistic criminal acts, including … Continue reading